welcome.
crazyknee.com is:
a personal Web page launched Nov. 1, 2000,
the day Leanne had ACL/meniscus repair performed
on her right leg. Hence the "crazy knee."
This page will be updated in some weekly way. Hopefully.

18 december 2003 . 11:29 pm PT
Why do you even check this page? What could there possibly be for you? At one time in my life, I updated every day, every other day. You don't believe me? Well, I am TELLING THE TRUTH. But now I am sick of sitting at this computer. Sick sick sick of typing things on the screen for people to read or not read or loudly mock. I have been very busy lately. Sometimes I take pictures of these goings-on. What follows will be egregiously OUTDATED, but you'll take what you can get, isn't that right my kiddies?

For a while I was updating the Yahoo! SBC broadband portal (I did it again today, it's off and on) with lots of news and Top 10 shopping lists etc. etc. Of course, now that I spend time making your online home away from home CHOCK FULL of NEWS, I discover that no one I know with Yahoo! DSL ever looks at the content. Such is life.

To ease my misery, I occasionally go out on Friday nights with a raving web producer and a designer of strange inside-out toys:

At other times, I stroll around the Thanksgiving-empty Stanford campus at night. At Stanford, unlike U Del., they have fountains and art sculptures and huge religious murals aplenty. And ohmygod so many PALM TREES.

Further back in time, there was much laughter at Jen & Deneb's pre-Thanksgiving pah-tay, featuring a very red shag carpet and Wendy's feet. We also supped on the traditional turkey and fixings in their lovely abode, but there are no pictures of that.

Meanwhile, I have been going downtown to lend my skills (?) to the best thing that could possibly happen to your closed-circuit television system. No joke. Check out the view from my Edison Carter, Inc. office window:

If I'm not "working" downtown, you can find me making faces in the home office:

And now for something completely different ...

There comes a time every holiday season to Have Fun With Art, and there's no better place to do that then the Jan Michaels holiday party. Chocolate cake, bracelets, and jazz hands galore:

I have much more to share, I promise -- tales from huge corporate holiday parties (if you can't wait, if you must have pics, check here and here; and don't pass up a chance to see my outfit) and rose-filled cocktail parties, and surprise boxing fight nights, and "Elf" and "Mystic River" and and and and and and ...